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Zombie Cow reveals Privates

Can I say "vagina" on the Internet?
Petter Mårtensson 11 May 2010

Zombie Cow, the makers of such fine games as Time Gentlemen, Please! and Ben There, Dan That, are back. Together with UK's Channel 4, they've taken on themselves to teach young people about their private parts in the aptly named game Privates. It's a shooter, where you command a gang of "condom-hatted marines" as they "delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters".

"Channel 4 have been awesome in giving us a load of money and then keeping pretty quiet no matter how filthy and objectionable the content became," Dan Marshall, founder of Zombie Cow, said in a press release. "It's gone really well."

The game is out for free on the PC this summer, but it is planned for a release on the Xbox 360 as well. Check out the first screens below. I'm sitting here twisting and turning my head to figure out what's actually going on. Is that thing what I think it is?

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