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Candella announces Cargasm

The double entendre not so double
Petter Mårtensson 9 August 2010

You know the old saying that men with fancy sport cars are compensating for lacking size in more private, bodily areas? Well, Candella Software has got the gaming world's version of that in their just announced racing game Cargasm. The title is up for release for PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Sony PSP, Nintendo Wii and IPhone.

The game is supposed to feature "photorealistic graphics" and the most realistic London ever captured in a game (according to the developer), but what will probably get the most attention is the Harem feature and the name of the trophies you can collect. I hate doing this, but I better let the press release speak for itself...

"During races, players will be constantly exhorted to go faster by a bevy of Cargasm Girls. If they are fast enough, players can collect these ravishing maidens for their own personal Cargasm Harem. As the players win races, new cars, Ecstasy points and trophies can also be unlocked and uploaded to an online global leaderboard.

The trophies that can be won include Cargasm Rave, Thrust, Lesbos, Orgy, Gigolo, Lothario, Playboy and the most coveted of all, Cargasm Sultan."

Aren't you glad that the games industry is becoming more and more mature? Oh, wait...

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