Ah! Here it is, the game you have all been waiting for, ever since you got all the achievements on the massage-games available on the indie channel on XBLA. On August 9, Microforum will be bringing out their massage-simulator Enjoy Your Massage! for Nintendo Wii.
That's it. I got nothing more to say. Games are truly an artform. Eat that, Roger Erbert! Screens below.