"It might only take a couple of hours to see the highlights, but they'll be two of the most entertaining hours you'll spend with a game this year."
The honkin' success has already made a splash on the Nintendo Switch, but that's far from the end for the game.
Get ready to watch us make life hard for unsuspecting Englishmen as Untitled Goose Game's titular goose.
The goose is loose this month, and there's a launch sale on PC and Mac for those who are particularly eager.
Due to "circumstances beyond our control", the chaotic title is being delayed so as to make the best game possible.
The "horrible goose" is coming next year.