STEEL BATTALION: HEAVY ARMOR

"If you haven't got the technology, the space, the patience or money to take a gamble there are other titles to better spend your cash on."

We look under the Heavy Armour.

Kinect games, easy? Capcom scoffs at the notion as we talk bringing the cult classic, plus its operating system, to Microsoft's motion tech.

"We're in the technological Stone Age and, as much due to the lack of easily-accessible porn as the world being thrown into disorganised chaos, war breaks out."

Sadly, no oversized controller in sight