A gamer with an eye for a unique business opportunity has posted on website fivesquids that he is prepared to be your "personal online bodyguard" for a paltry £5 per half hour.
In his ad, spotted by OXM, he states "I will be by your side the entire time and will fight for you, keeping enemies away from you, protecting you when you snipe, even SACRIFICING MY LIFE to save yours". Well isn't that noble of him!
We can't decide if this is either incredibly sad or shows amazing entrepreneurial flare; perhaps it's a little bit of both. What it does show is that there are people out there who are willing to offer these services, and presumably, people prepared to pay for them.