Screens from Secret Flirts
Right. I had to publish these. I really shouldn't have and I am not sure what other gaming site will. But I decided, from the start, to publish them. They are pink, and one feature a hand-holding mini-game. A hand-holding mini-game, for crying out loud. It's sweet, isn't it? What kind of cold, heartless creature are you, not being interested in a hand-holding mini-game? How many enemies have you had to gun down in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, how many opponents have you had to teabag in Halo 3 multiplayer, before you lost your soul? Answer me that, please. Look at it! Don't you feel at least a little bit warm inside? Aren't you the least happy that I decided to share these screenshots with you?
The screenshots are from the very, very pink DS game Secret Flirts, out at some point during the year. Nobilis are otherwise known publishing child-friendly games such as Eva Cash, but this time they are trying to teach little girls how to make "everyone fall for" them. Really, Nobilis? Really? And who is that "David"-guy, he seems like a total dweeb. Don't want him falling for us, anyway. Count yourself out, David; no date for you! Grrrrrl powah! *high five*
Oh, dear...