The makers of Xbox Live Arcade platformer The Maw announced their next title 'Splosion Man (databases beware!) on April 1 with a tongue in cheek April fool's style press release. Turns out they fooled us, it wasn't a prank and 'Splosion Man is coming to Xbox Live Arcade.
Here is the original April 1 announcement:
Twisted Pixel Games, creators of the award-winning Xbox LIVE® Arcade title The Maw, announced today their plans for a new game - another heart-warming tale of courage and yes, even love. CEO Michael Wilford: "Screw that. Let's just make a game where stuff blows up." Creative Director Josh Bear: "Yeah, lots of ‘splosions . . . like a guy made out of ‘splosions, and he'd be like ‘splode ‘splode ‘splode! and then things die."
Things Die?
"Yeah, but not like regular dying," explained Art Director David Leung. "He'll ‘splode people, and they'll blow up into big steaks and ribeyes and stuff." Lead Designer Sean Riley added, "Put it in a lab, with lots of glass to break. Then slow motion, and scientists diving away, being all like, Oh no, I can't believe we made the ‘Splosion Man!"
Adds Sean, "But then they'd get ‘sploded too."
A Game Rich in Tapestry of Story and Depth
No no no no. No. Just ‘splosions. We blow the whole budget on things getting ‘sploded.
Nothing Else?
What the hell else do you need?
And the slightly less
The press release from April 2:
Millions quake in fear today as Twisted Pixel Games confirms the existence of the ‘Splosion Man. In a world already doomed by the planet-scourge The Maw, this new threat emerges from a top-secret military lab, big science gone wrong. His tale will be found on Xbox LIVE® Arcade shortly before the world is incinerated.
The Man Behind The ‘Splosion
Like a bad Icarus metaphor, scientists create ‘Splosion Man too close to the Sun. Born of plasma and flame in an underground military lab, ‘Splosion Man can ‘splode at will, propelling himself around a side-scrolling world and destroying everything in his way. Scientists unleash all of their technology in an attempt to stop him, but his path is relentless. Any scientist he catches is ‘sploded into chunks of ham and ribeyes, the smell of their destruction terrifying, but also a little succulent.
The Four ‘Splosions of the Apocalypse
Scattered video feeds point to a chilling prospect: ‘Splosion Man may not be alone. Up to four ‘Splosion Men have been seen traveling in concert, ‘sploding off of each other and working cooperatively towards total mayhem. Further reports indicate the controllers of these ‘Splosion Men may be huddled together on couches, some may be connected via the interwebs, or perhaps even on couches and interwebs at the same time.
A Sick Populace Responds
Rather than phoning Mom or their local Congressman, some have seen fit to embrace this scientific monstrosity, going so far as to score his destruction and his fastest times and posting them to "leaderboards." Others have championed the largest creations of the scientists, dubbing them "bosses" and marveling at their strength and power. Still others have acknowledged the upcoming destruction of our world and sat back to enjoy some last barbequed ribs; this is the only response we can truly condone.
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