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We're not impressed by a de-aged Tom Hanks in Robert Zemeckis' latest drama...

Wolf Man

Upgrade director tackles the werewolf myth in a simple but tame monster thriller.

Bank of Dave 2: The Loan Ranger

The David versus Goliath story makes its return in a charming yet less successful sequel.

Wicked

A film that defies gravity.

Nosferatu

Robert Eggers reinterprets one of the most important films perhaps ever made. The result is fine, for the most part.

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

Wallace & Gromit's second feature-length adventure solidifies Aardman's continued reign as the stop-motion kings.

Dear Santa

There's no laughter when a satanic Jack Black invites a dyslexic boy to a Christmas party in another horrific Christmas movie.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is one of the most fun and entertaining videogame adaptations ever made, with a performance by Jim Carrey for the ages.

Heretic

Hugh Grant delivers a show of power in a film that loses steam halfway through.

Kraven: The Hunter

Hopefully this is the end of the Sony Pictures comic book terror...

Red One

The Rock's ultra-expensive, much-hyped Christmas film about saving Father Christmas from a wicked witch - is the single worst Christmas film ever released...

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

Anime veteran Kenji Kamiyama puts his spin on Middle-earth in this exploration into the events that led to Helm's Deep earning its namesake.

Armor

The worst film of the year is here! Stallone tries to outwit professional security guards in what we consider to be one of the worst films ever made...

Smile 2

Parker Finn is back with a snappy second instalment to the 2022 hit about the evil smiling demon. Petter is not impressed...

Gladiator 2

Ridley Scott offers royal gladiator action in his latest sequel, but we can't help but feel a little disappointed about it.

Paddington in Peru

Paddington's search for gold brings home the trilogy's bronze.

The Remarkable Life of Ibelin

A creative and poignant little documentary that will definitely force you to pick up a tissue or two...

Don't Move

Kelsey Asbille fights for her life in this tense and unsettling thriller.

Venom: The Last Dance

Sony's inaccurate film version of Todd McFarlane's iconic Spider-Man villain embarrasses himself in yet another film. Petter has been to the cinema...

The Substance

Body horror makes a grand return in this campy gorefest.

The Wild Robot

DreamWorks adds some nuts and bolts to the classic fish out of water story to tremendous effect.

Hellboy: The Crooked Man

Mike Mignola is tired of big Hollywood film companies and has taken matters into his own hands this time. Something he shouldn't have bothered with...

Terrifier 3

Art the Clown is back in by far the most absurd, disgusting, insane film of the year.

Speak No Evil

This horror film is a remake of a standout project from Danish director siblings, Christian and Mads Tafdrup, a remake that doesn't reach the heights of its source material.

Joker: Folie à Deux

The sequel to the best film of 2019 is here and we're not really impressed by it.

Cuckoo

Hunter Schafer delivers a masterful performance in this quirky horror.

Wolfs

Clooney and Pitt deliver excellent performances in a film that otherwise gets a little muddy.

Salem's Lot

Impressive technique and great camera work are not enough to save a muddy and uneven King interpretation.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

It's all style and no substance in a sequel that manages to be fun despite some glaring problems.

Rebel Ridge

The director of Green Room makes his Netflix debut with the troubled production Rebel Ridge and Petter is anything but impressed...

The Union

Netflix churns out another lousy action comedy so bereft of ideas and snotty that it's hard to explain...

Watchmen Chapter 1

A well-made and very respectful interpretation of the greatest comic book of all time, which would have benefited from more time and less compressed storytelling.

The Crow (2024)

The Crow, starring Brandon Lee from the 1990's happened so long ago that memory images are almost completely faded. Now my retina has fresh and very brutal stripes written by the new movie.

Alien: Romulus

Fede Alvarez shows creative potential in a stylish but somewhat empty horror thriller.

Borderlands

Kim left the darkness of the cinema much happier than expected.

The Instigators

Matt Damon and Casey Affleck star in this Apple TV+ action-comedy from Mr. and Mrs. Smith's director.

Deadpool & Wolverine

Deadpool & Wolverine has the future of Marvel on its shoulders. And thankfully, the film can carry it.

Young Woman and the Sea (Disney+)

Daisy Ridley stars in a decent sports film with sparkle, but not much excitement...

Longlegs

Meticulously crafted, Longlegs is a thriller which showcases elegance and violence in equal measure.

Twisters

Tornadoes attack in a sequel that no one really asked for, but entertains nonetheless.

The Watched

Ishana Shyamalan has made a film that is almost impossible to watch.

The Bikeriders

Tom Hardy, Austin Butler, and Jodie Comer team up to document a motorcycle club's fall from grace.

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F

Netflix offers a lethargic, tired, greasy, chewy, stupid cover of a fantastic 80s original.

A Quiet Place: Day One

The prequel to John Krasinski's horror series is here and we've had the chance to check it out in cinemas.

Trigger Warning

A deplorably limp, dull, ugly and pointless action film with no real reason to exist... Netflix, get your act together because this is not on.

Inside Out 2

Things get anxious and emotional in Pixar's new Inside Out sequel, and film editor André has handed out ratings...

Under Paris

Netflix's summer blockbuster features sharks as sharks, modelled and rendered in Microsoft Word. Petter is not impressed.

Hit Man

The Boyhood director is back with what could well be the best romantic comedy of the year. André has handed out the ratings...

Boy Kills World

Pennywise-actor Bill Skarsgård throws hands with daft villains in a film that bored us to the point that we needed an Espresso to finish it.

Atlas

No, you don't need to watch it to see how bad it is, just please don't watch.