"Time disappears in Minecraft. It is an absorbing experience, one that demands just one more minute in perpetuity."
"I would like to compare Minecraft to my favourite TV show of all times - Seinfeld. It's a game about nothing."
After two years of delays and hard work, Mojang has realised that it's just not technically possible to deliver on their pretty promise.
Sponges don't pack that much of a punch, so one user took to Reddit to share a much more enhanced version.
Mojang's block-building adventure sensation Minecraft blew past yet another milestone ahead of its 10-year anniversary.
The hugely popular event will be streamed live across most platforms.