Genital Jousting's Date Night update is a Valentine's treat

If you're looking for something fun to do today (it is Valentine's Day after all) then you'll be pleased to know that Free Lives and Devolver Digital have released a new update for Genital Jousting, suitably titled the Date Night update, along with a 50% discount to the game all week.

The new update contains six new activities all built for two player action, local and multiplayer, and "potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update."

Free Lives also assures fans that throughout Early Access they plan to add more and more game modes, new features, challenges, and gear for fans to enjoy, and that they'd love feedback to ensure the game gets better.

"This is exactly what I pictured my legacy would be when I invented anal love," noted Saint Valentine, courtesy of the press release.

As a result of the 50% discount, the game can be purchased on Steam Early Access for £1.99, and we've included a trailer and some screens below for your enjoyment too. Has this update just sorted your Valentine's Day plans?