An old April fools joke isn't a prank anymore, and this should make those long, lonely nights in space a little more bearable.
If you ever played Bioware's beloved Mass Effect trilogy (the original, excluding Andromeda), you're probably a fan of the lovable companion Garrus Vakarian. In the past, we've seen Bioware prank Garrus lovers on April 1, showing off a body pillow with the calibrating Turian as its motif, but this year the people who have wanted the aforementioned pillow to snuggle up to at night won't be as disappointed.
The reason for this is the fact that the pillow is now actually being sold at Jinx for a limited time, with pre-orders open now ahead of shipping on the week commencing June 17.
The Garrus Vakarian Body Pillow - which, by the way, is a body pillow cover and not the entire thing, despite its name - will cost you $29.99 USD (around £23, or 26.76 euros). It's officially-licensed as well, so you're getting the genuine article here.