DalleUSSR's presentation

"An Eye for an Eye, makes the whole world Blind"
- Gandhi

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
- Dom Helder Camara

"Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
- Gen. Douglas MacAthur

"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."
- Common knowledge

" A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
- Herm Albright

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
- Rita Mae Brown

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon"
- Chris Rock