Phew. Today has been relentless. We're so full of current affairs that we've got news coming out of our noses. Here are the highlights (don't worry, we wiped them off first):
October 31 is the date that Assassin's Creed III will be unleashed on a willing populous. For all the details and a look at the launch trailer, you need look no further.
SSX has reached the summit of UK sales, after beating all the rest to top spot. FIFA 12 is back up to second, and Mario Party 9 takes the bronze.
Forza Horizon (it's not Forza 5) has been announced by Turn 10.
There's a new update coming for Star Wars: The Old Republic. Legacy 1.2 will see a whole host of updates and improvements.
EA has had to take The Simpsons: Tapped Out off the App Store because the game was TOO popular and demand crippled servers.
GAME are already starting to feel the fallout after their decision not to stock Mass Effect 3. ShopTo.net has announced a huge boost to their sales, and we doubt they're the only ones.
Minecraft creator Markus ĹNotch' Persson is to be honoured with a special BAFTA for his contribution to the industry.
And one more thing before you go, here's the launch trailer for Mass Effect 3. Enjoy.